this is the picture of the century
I love food a lot
So I went to the Sherlock Holmes museum in London once with my family, and when we went in this pretty guide dressed as a Victorian maid said “Welcome. Would you like to make your way into Sherlock’s bedroom?” to which my dad replied in a heartbeat “I think he should buy me a drink first.”
When I was a kid, this white girl with green eyes said my eyes were ugly ‘cause they were the color of shit. I told her that her eyes were ugly cause they were the color of sick people’s boogers. She was so shocked that I wasn’t jealous of her eyes that she started to cry and told on me that I was making fun of her.
And there you have reverse racism in a nutshell